Asclepius Hates Man City

According to a source, Raheem Sterling will miss the rest of the Premier League season. If he does, he'll join Nasri, Kompany, Delph, Zabaleta, Fernando, Mangala, Bony, Clichy, Silva, De Bruyne, Aguero and Toure as players who have missed at least eleven league games due to injury. The average number of games doesn't go down; Sterling just joins the list. Incredible. At least Joe Hart will only miss two weeks instead of four.

Speaking of Toure, he reinjured his heel so he's pulled out of his Ivory Coast games. No word yet on if he misses any league games.

It's 11:30am in Los Angeles. If you need me, I'll be drinking alone.