In the sixteen years since Stoke started playing at Britannia Stadium, Manchester City forwards have scored exactly zero goals there.
Take a moment and think of the forwards we've had during that time.
Ain't that something? Let's go for a poll.
UPDATE: Steven Harrop on our Facebook page (yeah, we got one and feel free to visit) points out that Man City blasted Stoke 5-2 back in 1998 and our forwards had a field day. I got my information from NBC sports. Next time, I'm contacting Mr. Harrop.