David Silva will probably miss Stoke. And Vincent Kompany? Out until October. If I were Pellegrini, I'd have the boys wear suits of armor. At the very least, body armor with that special polymer weave. I mean, who's next? I'd put up a poll asking that very question but I'm afraid of offending the injury gods who, it would appear, are plenty ticked off at us already.
Another Day, Another Injury
Because Too Many Injuries Are Never Enough, Amirite?
By Clay Landon