In over 40 years of watching sports, I have never seen anything quite like that. I've got the game on DVR and it ain't ever getting erased. Thanks to Danny for lending me the keys and thanks to all of you for the comments.
UPDATE: Great comments below; I've enjoyed reading them. I especially think the experience of fulafalonga is one we can all empathize with in one way or another. Check it out in comments. Speaking for myself, it's been nearly 24 hours since the kickoff and I still can't think of anything else.