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Ball Charged by FA following Derby Stamp

Michael Ball has been charged by the FA following his derby stamp on Cristiano Ronaldo.

A source close to Michael said ' he deeply regrets not finishing the career of the cheating cunt, the way that guy has made diving acceptable in the English game repulses everybody associated with the once proud sport. Ball would like to apologise to football fans everywhere he was genuinely aiming for the jugular but lost his balance, he feels he has let everybody down'

No word from the FA at the moment as to whether the show pony will be charged for his 312 dives this year.