In the name of god Stuart , and with everything that is within me , please please, No.
So a true united legend engineers his move away from the swamp and hopefully to the delights of Glasgow , where they revel in the kind of hatred he shows to everyone and everything.
Walking away from your country just when they needed you the most is bad enough , but when you add the alleged women and child beating to his CV. His outbursts of physical and verbal violence on the pitch. His disregard for his fellow professional, the outcome is simple.
The best player to grace the premiership = possibly
The biggest twat to grace the premiership = probably
I for one would not be cheering him in a blue shirt.
A bridge too far.
By Mr Banks