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11/11/11--Man City "Striker" scores hat trick

'A team of ex-footballers and F1 drivers including Vitaly Petrov, Felipe Massa and Sergio Perez are undone by a UAE XI featuring Manchester City chairman Khaldoon Al-Mubarak.' So I guess if Aguero sprains a groin, Balotelli shoots off fireworks or Dzeko decides "screw this reliability thing, I wanna make a name for myself" and they can't go, we've got this guy. Check out the last goal. I gotta say, "A" for effort. 


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